people in real life dont actually spike the punch bowl at school dances there arent even punch bowls at dances teens dont hang in the mall or drive around with too many people in the car jamming out to the radio boys dont throw rocks at windows or make cheesy mixtapes and 90s movies lied to me and ruined my life
Russia is a damn joke. You’re going to deny perfectly capable gay parents the possibility of adopting russian children? Why the fuck would you deny children the possibility to get adopted to begin with. Both gay & straight parents are still parents.
“If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.”—